Episode IV - A New Goose
If I ever get any kind of sidekick, they're totally getting called Goose. We'll get really good at volley ball and always be dangerous. Yes, life with Goose would be great, until Goose dies of course, then everything would suck, and I'd have to take care of Goose's hot Meg Ryan wife.
Sometimes I think I'd rather be Goose. I think Goose is a pretty cool guy. Eh is a nice dad, has a hot wife, can play the piano, guide a bomb, spot a jet, hit a volley ball, and he doesn't afraid of anything.
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