Gin: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Gin is a volatile beverage. It is hard to predict what will happen after you've dropped a few gin drinks into a person. I don't normally buy into the idea that different types of alcohol can affect people differently, but gin is my one exception to this belief. I've collected enough empirical evidence to justify this in my own mind, but I invite you to be skeptical and more scientific than myself. My personal gin power is that I get sloppy drunk, a little lovey-dovey, and I can't be sent to sleep it off. On gin, my drunken determination to make a fool of myself is over 9000 *.
Bonus points for spotting the Goatse reference...