This is a true story from work. I found myself smelling my coworker's moisturizer. "Moist", being a most foul word, it seemed that "moisturizing" would be a pretty gross choice of words for what my coworker was doing. So instead of "moisturizing" I propose we all take up the phrase "hand creaming".
Sorry today's comic came out a bit late, due to some of the violence in Seattle (where I live), I felt it best to put off what was to be today's comic until nest week.