I don't have much of a story to go along with this comic, other than to state that this didn't happen.
I thought I was really clever when I thought up "Kentucky" jelly but as any other jaded internet user, I realized that it was likely that I was not the first. A quick search of "kentucky jelly" proved my suspicions, a million other assholes on the internet have already thought of this. This is okay, I suppose, I'm probably one of the few to create a comic incarnation of this joke.
Thinking about it, I am a little surprised that there are so many references to Kentucky Jelly on line. I'd expect them to come primarily from people in Kentucky, which means there's many more computer users in Kentucky than I expected (my guess would have been 5).
Its jelly is second only to the wonderful booze that Kentucky exports.