Let The Werewookiee Win
This is roughly based on a true story, you know, except for the wookiee arm ripping part, of course. I got beaten pretty bad at chess the other week. He got me in four or five moves, like I was a complete noob. Instead of ripping off his arms, I demanded a rematch. I don't know if it was the intimidation, or that my quick loss lowered his guard, but somehow I won.
For those of you who don't know, bacta is a Star Wars medical treatment. In Hoth, we see Luke in a bacta tank, you remember the single serving scuba tank. Read more about bacta here.