... and that is how I punched a sleeping woman on an airplane.

I seriously don't understand why they have to make the plane peanuts so hard to open. There should be a way to open the damn things without having to use your teeth like some kind of barbarian.

Also, why the f*ck do they insist on giving you pretzels!? Those things are deadly dry and when you're sitting parched on a plane the last damn thing you want is bone dry salted pretzels. Worse yet, I always wind up eating them; I think solely to waste time.