Rain City Dry Spells: You Hear Them Too?
I figured that for the sake of fairness, I would include what balls sound like too. If you haven't seen Finding Nemo, you owe it to yourself to stop reading right now and go see that children's movie. Prepare to get a little teary, maybe even a bit sniffly. It is not so emotional as the the first minutes of UP, wait what was I saying... Anyway, I imagine testicles sound similar to the horde of seagulls in that one sequence of Finding Nemo.
If penises could talk, they would likely sound like Doug (the dog) from UP. The penis would say something like, "Hi, my name is Schlong. My master made me this rubber hat so that I could... A BOOB!" If that makes no sense to you, go watch UP (it isn' in the least bit as lewd or offensive as this). original sound clip here.
Favorite Finding Nemo quote: "He touched the butt."