Satan's Xmas Marketing Plan
Shoving the Christmas in our faces earlier and earlier is a pretty obvious plan and it's been going on for years now.
This year, I realized that the Christmas crap was out before Halloween! At this rate, we're going to be so busy selling Christmas crap all the time that the ornaments will start coming out the day after Easter. After-Christmas sales will end on Good Friday, and we'll have a small grace period before Easter when the Christmas sections open back up. If they don't have a name for it, I've got dibs on naming rights for the day after Easter.