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Sorry About the Pun
Yeah, they're terrible puns, sorry.
Along those same lines, here's a joke:
Toilet Paper and Paper Towels are sitting next to each other in the grocery store, like they do. Toilet Paper looks over at Paper Towel and notices its perforations and says, "have you ever made a tearable pun?"
You can use that if you dare. But even if you don't, please accept my apologies for all the bad puns.